spooky season

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ooccoo
crocodile-dandy

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

blapis-blazuli

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Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

aplpaca
dynamicentropy

Hey, PSA for my fellow disabled people: UPS workers are trying to negotiate a new contract, and it looks like it's leading to a strike soon. Now, I am absolutely all for this, they need safe working conditions and should strike if need be, but for us?

Please contact your doctors and make sure you're prepared in any way possible. This will affect many of you, whether that's through med deliveries, oxygen tanks, or other one-use supplies. If you live in America, try to get in contact with an insurance case worker for resources and advice if you're able.

Stay safe, and hope that the precaution isn't necessary.

bastetsbard

One of my meds has to be delivered overnight UPS premiere gold refrigerated… time to call up the company and get this sorted.

I fully support the strike, because I’ve been following the development and the conditions they work under are truly egregious (I don’t know why OSHA hasn’t cracked down honestly), but I’ve also literally seen the drivers about to collapse in the heat. But it makes me furious how fragile our medical supply system is that one strike like this could literally be putting so many people in grave danger. That’s on the medical supply and shipping companies, not the UPS workers OR the medical providers.

ooccoo
cyber-clown

to be honest now a lot of people have stopped talking about tears of the kingdom i'm kind of shocked i didn't see a single person point out how weird it is that they damselled zelda again. like they literally just had the opportunity to make her a main character and hang out, but they decided to jump through hoops to make her a damsel in distress for the 5 billionth time

cyber-clown

has nobody else noticed that literally every single zelda game fujibayashi has directed finds an excuse to damsel zelda, even when it requires huge amounts of plot contrivance? literally what's up with that

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^ bit odd innit. isn't it funny how the two toon link games fujibayashi didn't direct (wind waker and spirit tracks) are the ones where zelda "gets to be an actual character" and "has autonomy" and "is present in the story literally at all"

cyber-clown

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thats a bit fucked up why did he say that

butchlinkle

here's an additional fact you might like OP, as i went through the credits of every single game prior to totk having noticed this myself a few months ago:

only 5 games (out of 19) in the series have had a woman involved with the writing. They are: Four Sword Adventures, Twilight Princess, Spirit Tracks, Skyward Sword (for one dungeon, the fire sanctuary), and A Link Between Worlds.